Okay, okay. I now know what this looks like, but honestly it's not the look we were going for. Apparently it is an art to be able to do a messy shoot with red syrup and not have it look like a scene from Carrie. An art that I haven't yet mastered. And those super-innocent looks that Jersi knows how to give didn't help! But hey, maybe some of you are into that crazy stuff anyway, and the rest of you know it's just sweet cherry syrup. Jersi takes to it like a trooper, dousing her body, face, and hair with the stuff, and even following it up with whipped cream and chocolate sauce that we had onhand. Thanks to the guys at twobinvegas.com for the t-shirt. And thanks to Jersi for polarizing the audience.